¤ NICK: eriktuz, balut_man, erikkk, etc.
¤ BORN: nov. 08 1984
¤ AGE: go figure.
¤ (really) LIKES/LOVES:
breaks...like <br>(sic) breaks....workbreaks, classbreaks, daybreaks, poetry.....this are a few of my favoreeet things..laa dee daa daa.... abstract art, punk rock music, bisaya novelties, classical orchestrations (or orchestra that is), chatting, webdesigning, beach swimming, eating, reading - jessica zafra books, paulo coelho books, not much on movies but on documentaries and reality TV, daydreaming (while mas******ing), booze, tanduay, gin, SMB, sisig, balut, siomai, tempura, kikiam, fishbol, shawarma baby!!!, hot lugaw, mami, pancit canton, batchoy, ......and of course mah' girrl..oh weeee!!!
I don't know about u but for me, HATE should be vented on more important matters like War, Racism, Violence, Frat Wars, Apathy, Hypocrisy, Unfair Religions, Crisis, Poverty, being stuck in traffic, low internet connections, irresponsible smokers, irresponsible commuters, irresponsible voters, irresponsibility..blah blahs.
eriktuz is a porno analyst / freelance pornstarr / corporate a-hole / beauty school drop-outand what-nots from
cebu city, philippines(south side of a third world country). he while away his time by falling on love with B-rate p0rnstars, writing poetic ass-crap and webdesigning...though he admits, he doesn't really enjoys the former but it is one of those pressin' matters way behind his fkin' control. :-/
this is his personal blog....nay, painstaking attempt at doing something useful all his wasted lifeee.
and oh yeah, that one above is a candid shot(a blurry vision?!) of his great brown-a$$... spank 'em baby!!! or drop him a line or two @ firstname.lastname@example.org. tell him a fellow p0rnstar sent u. :)
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Fueled by a booze, gin, a bag of weed and of course...
Bitching started at 06:39 pm by (who else?)eriktuz
i have nothing to add but silly online quizzes
|What metal band are you?|
You are Opeth! You are very poetic with your lyrics, and your music flows like a waterfall. Your emotions change from angry to sad very quickly. Some people don't like you because you can sound too depressing. You're one of the best metal bands in the world, and you worship your fans!
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Bitching started at 10:04 am by (who else?)eriktuz
You are hardcore. When you're at a show people are
jumping away from you foot as you spin kick in
the pit. You probably love piercings and
tattos. Surely you know several uses for your
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Bitching started at 07:40 pm by (who else?)eriktuz
not a slackin jobless bum anymore.
at last, my slacking days are over. i am no longer a lifeless-jobless-shiftless-and-whatnot bum anymore. ive finally got a job and it's way beyond cool(though i hate comparisons) than my other company. the pay is good, plus the extra-added benefits is yummy. the company is somewhere here in the blocks of Ramos St(*hint* *hint*) and its a really humongous company. im working as a call center e-rep but i don't have to answer customer calls & stuff through the phone, but instead im..or make that, 'i will be' answering emails(tons of 'em) from the clients.
i was called-up by this company last monday but i wasn't able to answer the call since i wasnt around. i was busy in the streets or somewhere for another company/agency (scrapingshit) for a supposed to be "high-positioned" job. but the thing is the visiting-to-my-could-have-been-company didn't push through since they needed more applicants for the position. so i was really depressed and majorly disappointed. but going back, since i wasn't able to tend to their call and my landlady(the one who answered the call) informed me to report yesteday at around 9:00(and i was late....as always!). yesterday morning after arriving at 9:40, ive signed the contract (with all zeal and glory if u ask!) and whadyaknow, after the signing the contract i was working in no time which is really really good.
anyway, hafta go. hafta work.
the descendents - get the time
Bitching started at 10:19 am by (who else?)eriktuz
Friendster forwards: now here's something very boring...
47 Questions bout myself!
1. What's your name?
2. How old are you?
3. Do you have any nickname?
they call me "horny rabbit" or "sexy bitch", dont
6. How tall are you?
i dont bring tape measures anywhere.
7. How many ex gf/bf do u have?
as if u care.
8. Sour, spicy or sweet?
9. What would u do when you are free?
sell our country to the arabs? i dont know.
playing with my boogers.
11. Do you club?
yeah. im a party people. diskoral, ang baylihan
nga gikoral. taliwala sa kalubihan, ubos sa
13. What are ur fav magazines?
14. Are you a drinker?
are u kidding? i drink like elephant.
15. How much money will you bring when you are
it depends on how many people will shell-out
after i hold-up this friggin cafe.
16. Car, diamond or money?
horny, next question please.
17. What phone are you holding now?
my dickphone. its wireless.
18. Coffeebean or starbucks?
19. Where do you stay?
in a stinkin boarding house. thats why im slackin.
20. What is your favourite food?
lanshaw nga gimadcow, balut ni noy berto
22. Chocolate, Sweet or cake?
23. Can your ears move?
my penis is very flexible. it can be bend
backwards to touch my ass, as well as my pusod.
what was the question again??
24. Do you dye your hair?
25. What languages do you speak?
26. How many phones in your house?
1 phone from our landlady's house and a bunch of
27. How many toilets?
i have only one ass. does that answer ur question?
28. When you are doing your business in the
toilet what would you do?
eat my breakfast and brush my teeth.
29.Do you swim?
yes. bisan ug dive pa.
30. Do you gamble?
31. What is your favorite sport?
r u kidding? HATE is such a major understatement.
i prefer to be immolated on a satanic ritual than
go outside and play ur insipid boring games.
32. Love,techno or classical?
classical, especially mozart, bethoven,
stravinsky and post-wagnerian stuffs.
33. What is your favourite drink?
34. What is your temper?
35. What kind of person are you?
36. What would you wear when you go to bed?
barong tagalog or amerkana, and nothing more.
37. What is the 1st thing to do when you wake
eat my boogers
38. Do you eat breakfast?
what's that? some barbaric ritual....
39. Favorite tv shows?
40. Who do you want to meet?
a lot. our creator, for example.
42. Where do you like to go?
43. Do you wear underwear?
boxers, lots of em
44. When is your birthday?
45. Do you buy branded goods?
muslim and ukay2x stuffs, but still theyre
branded, only with the different spelling and
46. How many hours do you spend talking on the
i rarely touch the phone.
48. If a guy or a lady want to know you as a
friend, would you give your number to them?
yeah. please do call me. im a very sad sad
person, please do ur share on making me happy.
call me at my landline = 344-7269 (look for erik)
49. Do you watchn x rated movies?
what? r u kiddin'? those are evil stuffs that
should be avoided, abhorred, disdained and burned
to ashes. good god, heavenly father, please spare
the souls of these useless bastards who wastes
all there precious time watching this stupid
trivial worthless piece of sh##.....yeah i watch
them once in a while, to while away my time, yeah
seriously...hhhm, just to pass time and nothing
more, *cough* *cough*
Bitching started at 08:23 pm by (who else?)eriktuz
too lazy and too lovelorn to post
i just wanna tell everyone that my cheating GF left me.....anyone willing to have my heart, well u can have it. it has no use.
my heart is urs to fill or burst...to break or bury. whichever u prefer. :X
You're Ethnic! Your world is just oh-so-colorful.
You give everything a chance for everything is
What's Your Porn Genre? brought to you by Quizilla
song: any demented song for a broken-hearted asshole like me.
Bitching started at 07:00 pm by (who else?)eriktuz
HOLY HORSECRAP ASSWIPE MUTHAFKIN SHIZNIT!
i was expectin' to be Fidel Castro or sumthin...but look who i am? :P nice!!
As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!
What tin-pot dictator are you? Take the "What Dictator am I?" test at PoisonedMinds.com
btw, im not really dead. just ina' hybernate mode for a while. :P so there.
Bitching started at 09:35 pm by (who else?)eriktuz
hah! those evil bastards...
if there anything in this world that totally unnerves me is this stupid creatures who flash on the street with their sickening candy-coated smiles and bickers about (failed) promises, fake propagandas...
....now i know why i had my mental-block for the past days...my mind is too bogged down by this retard signs flashin' everywhere i go... all around me is a poster or a signboard of a would be messiah of this jilted and jaded nation im living in. hah, just try! u cannot save us....hahahahahaha. evil politician scum. hah! someday u'll have my day. if ever i have a chance, i will hire an assassin to pluck the pubic hairs of this sickening people to death.
so vote for me instead. i am not corrupt. i will not steal ur money...instead, i will sell the country to osama bin laden so that if i will be filthy rich i will go to 'vegas and spend all my money playin' the "slots" all day...and if i will win (and get even more richer..) , i will reclaim this place from mr. osama and start building this place anew with the money left. oh well, think about it dude.
[Buck O' Nine - Pass The Dutchie]
Bitching started at 03:10 pm by (who else?)eriktuz
Yep yep....that's what've been through the last few days. It's exactly one month since i've been there but my mind keep's getting back as if it left a little something on that peaceful place, that peopled community i coexisted with for a week, that hotel where i stayed that lonely window by the corner near the air-conditioning unit where i sat by every afternoon overlooking those 2-story houses, schools, universities, shopping stores, tricycles, people playing boardgames, billiards, strolling by the sidewalks, etc etc... but then again, as that marty mcfly song goes "no pictures to prove it, just memories in my head...be still my heart. don't break apart".
oh well...this must've been the flu. i swear, this will wear off once i get my medications...
im currently listening to [marty mcfly - makeup.mp3]
Bitching started at 06:06 pm by (who else?)eriktuz
post scriptum dee dum...lost in transmission (of thoughts)
i was about to post about my eternal crush who i sat with this morning abound a 13-B jeepney while commuting along the way to work, who looks god-awfully pretty in *her* nursing uniform that when im with her...err make that even if im 1-meter away from her a i feel so extraordinarily puny and would deduce my being into a tiny little speck of dust in her overly magnanimous universe....
...but then again i ran out of thoughts to write.
so i'll just place here my recent pimpin' in(at?) tha workplace...
Bitching started at 04:51 pm by (who else?)eriktuz